Jordan Lorey

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twitter.com/jordanlorey:

    Say ‘Hi’ to the worlds best man nurse slash boyfriend , Thnx bb for taking care of me for da week 🚷❤️

    Say ‘Hi’ to the worlds best man nurse slash boyfriend , Thnx bb for taking care of me for da week 🚷❤️

    — 2 days ago
    bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

    bagelbrother:

    i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sierraadanielle)

    — 2 days ago with 195966 notes

    Pretty sure the doods cleaning my car at the car wash are totes judgin’ cuz they know what’s up
    💨

    — 1 week ago
    Except for when you potty train, then please fucking teach them differently. For the love of all that is sacred.

    Except for when you potty train, then please fucking teach them differently. For the love of all that is sacred.

    (via lameforlife)

    — 2 weeks ago with 207841 notes
    Hahaha she was my favorite

    Hahaha she was my favorite

    (Source: spacecadet, via lameforlife)

    — 2 weeks ago with 217073 notes